brown-tank

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet.
also known as the poop-tank.

holy fuck! someone brown-tanked the toilets in the elementary school bathrooms!

by dieseleater December 21, 2008

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dink tank

donovan mcnabb suckin dick at quarter back

god damnint fuckin dink tank threw another interception

by liam shea December 22, 2008

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Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.

Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."

by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

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J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.

Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!

by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013

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Tanked

When a person stops in the middle of a hookup to tell the other person that he/she is into someone else, usually to let the person getting tanked (the tankie) know that the hookup is only casual and won't go anywhere

Boy: Hey, I'm really enjoying this makeout session and all but just so you know Catherine and I might be getting back together soon.

Girl: Did I just get tanked?

by Rebecca Nire April 25, 2014

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