washed up willy-nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on

"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"

by adam told you mj May 13, 2005

I'll never wash my cheek

to not clean a portion of one's face with soap and water.

"I'll never wash my cheek" I said, after being kissed by a girl I have a crush one.

by Shane September 22, 2003

wash your mars bar

Another way of saying "Are you joking?!"

Guy 1 "I shagged her last night!"

Guy 2 "Wash your mars bar!

Or,

"Your washing my mars bar!"

by Immi June 30, 2006

Over the shoulder white washing

When you sneak up behind one of your friends and jack off and cum all over their face

Dude you were Over the shoulder white washing me so bad earlier.

by Joey Smithy July 25, 2012

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine

A washing machine that was from Lily's garden and was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is really naughty!

by DarkDomFan July 1, 2020

to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma April 4, 2013

National Wash ya ass day

Since the day you was born you should’ve been washing your ass. But no worries “National wash ya ass day” is a EVERY day holiday!!

“Why Your cooter smell septic..?”, Sorry i forgot national wash ya ass day ( everyday holiday )

By rileytahjaee on insta !

by Rileytahjaee August 2, 2022