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Nobody here but us chickens

The result you got when you looked up "loli" in an r34 site. Shame on you.
Bob: Hey I was on a hentai site and when I tried looking something up it keeps saying "Nobody here but us chickens" but I didn't have any tags blacklisted.

Moderator: You probably looked up lolis. You sick fuck.
by Sclaraidus December 5, 2020
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National Among us Day

January 21st is among us day because its my birthday and im the sussy baka imposter
"Yo its January 21st you know what that means?!"
"Shut up I do not care."
"ITS NATIONAL AMONG US DAY YOU SUSSY BAKA IMPOSTER"
by nocturnaling June 8, 2021
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The Last of Us Part II

An exceptionally well-made, worthy sequel to The Last of Us that received undeserved vitriol & review bombing from MAGAt incels just because it contained LGBTQ themes. Common deflection is they thought the story sucked, which is bullshit.

Overall, it's a game for actual adults.
The Last of Us Part II is an example of videogames evolving and no longer being geared towards teenage boys.
by Soul_Driver April 12, 2021
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something people with small penises say
Guy 1: "If you really want to please a girl, it's not the size, it's how you use it!"

Guy 2: "STFU tiny dick."
by Ekonftwroflmaolol January 15, 2010
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Ryland is bad at among us

If your name is ryland ur bad at among us
hey is that ryland?
Yeah he sucks at among us
what a loser

Ryland is bad at among us
by LOLOLOL0022 November 4, 2020
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Extreme uses of testicle cuffs

However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view.

Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes.

Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse.

Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.
The extreme uses of testicle cuffs provide a number of benefits
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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