Moose

Another word for cunt.

Nick: You, cunt! That's my beer!
Josh: You are wrong, moose!

by nos_april February 17, 2020

Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.

"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"

by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024

mockey moose

Rough gay anal sex.

They had some great mockey moose

by BlitzRain December 21, 2021

Moose vs zook

One sided slaughter

Moose vs zook is on tonight bhys pop over nah bud Fug them

by I’m not Paul February 22, 2022

moose

a propa gimp that likes little kiddies

look at deran what a moose

by Mikehunt2019 March 17, 2020

moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.

Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"

by Gangly Don September 23, 2023

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that enjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

v sry to copy....ffiends bday and there were errors in original (buying the mug). here is a random example (all credit goes to original owner): the moose was hungry.

by insertuserhere August 2, 2016