school opener

A softer version of the term 'school shooter'.

Everyone remarked how school sucked, so I became a school opener because of them.

by SleepyShard October 16, 2021

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Can Opener

$50 bucks

You're gonna need a can opener to open baked beans, what's a can opener? ..............$50 bucks!

by Big Karrot July 28, 2023

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Floodgates have opened

When needing to pee or poo but can’t hold it in any longer

Oh no the floodgates have opened

by Chuckler chuckled September 5, 2023

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open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

by Sexydimma April 5, 2015

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Open The Dojo

To start a fight using martial art techniques(MMA).

Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."

by Pocha December 4, 2010

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