Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.
Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.
Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.
Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.
Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.
Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.
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Get the Slick Egg mug.An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.
I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!
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