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Business Bumpkin

Business man who was a country bumpkin in his early years.

Hybird of business man and country bumpkin.

Usually wears "dress" boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a button up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.
Business Bumpkins include the following:
Jesse Livermore, Greatest Bear on Wall Street.
Ken Lay, Enron Exc
Arthur Cutten, Wheat speulator
by business bumpkin September 16, 2012
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COOCKOO-Business

The act/acts of messing around, and/or doing something purposely to annoy someone. More so, someone who gets annoyed very very very very very very, VERY, easily!
"Quite frankly, this is SHAMEFUL! I'm trying to calculate these scores, and we have people here doing COOCKOO-Business!"
by Sgt. Complex July 6, 2021
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bad for business

Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.
Man, that 4th chili dog with onion cheese tots was bad for business!
by JavaJaneOhio October 15, 2011
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Did My Business All Out

Did My Business All Out refers to crapping. It actually means when you just shat for any time period of over 20 minutes. “All out” in the definition will refer to the contents of your bowels or as in “going all out,” in which would indicate went all out shitting ffs.
MOTHERFUCKER WHY DONT YOU ANSWER YOUR CELLY!!?”

Chill back YOU DIRTY ASSHOLE I just DID MY BUSINESS ALL OUT!!! I’m not trynna shit-chat ass-open with you bro!!”
by Treebonics June 29, 2018
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business casualty

the Death of the Soul due to prolonged and continuous donning of Business Casual attire

the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts
Here lies Mark Connors (1994–2016), who previously lived a life full of Joy, Normalcy, and Fat, but died of the Death, due to the Business; a Business Casualty as it were

"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."
by uncle fuckbucket September 18, 2022
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standing on business

your doing something that makes you a boss
You hanged up the phone on your ex wow girl standing on business
by nayaplay.0 February 9, 2024
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Small business Saturday

The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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