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miss me with that straight shit

When you're a demi or asexual and when a person or friend you haven't talked to in basically forever just suddenly hits you with some flirt or hand hold or some kind of b.s. while you're just casually chatting.
Person 1: It's been forever since we last talked, let's catch up.
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit
by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019
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super straight

a dumb bitch that thinks they're making a sWaG sExUaLiTy!
You're straight and transphobic, fu <3
Normie : I'm sUpEr StRaIgHT B))
Me : FU <33
by DeathxP March 11, 2021
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Straight Up

1. without stipulations or additions; outright.

2. indicating real talk; honesty.

3. a method of preparing a drink by straining the ice out after shaking or stirring it.
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1. "I bought that cell phone straight up, without a plan."

2. "That game of laser tag was straight up GANGSTA!"

3. "Appletini, straight up."
by johngodler69 October 21, 2011
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Straight Pride Month

Also known as heterosexual pride month, straight pride takes place in August to give time to recover from june or gay pride month.
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a straight

A pre-rolled cigarette that comes in a pack of 10 or 20
by KaboomBehave October 22, 2015
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straight

instead of "thats so GAY" you make it "thats so STRAIGHT"
ryan: ew, thats so gay!
hay: NO, its so straight!
by blairis May 15, 2008
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Straight White Boy

Synonym for fuckboy. Also called SWB.

We all know them, we've all heard about them and we all dread being approached by one. These so-called straight white boys are commonly luring on social media and dating apps.

They're white, obnoxious, have no sense of tact or respect, and their standard reply is "haha and then what ;)"

They turn normal conversations into sexting in the blink of an eye and if you're not careful, you'll get a faceful of dick pics.
Do not startle the SWB tho! If you reject him too clearly, he'll go in defense mode. Common strategies are "ur not pretty enough any way haha" or "jk. Lol"
Whatever you do tho, don't mention the words "chilling" "going to take a shower" or "netflix" as this seems to trigger the response "haha. What would you do if I were with you? ;)"
"We were just talking on kik and suddenly he sent a dickpic out of nowhere, thats just so Straight White Boy from him."
by Inspiritgolden September 23, 2015
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