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The single best friend

Definition: A friend who has no segnificant other.

1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
The single best friend.

1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."

Just a nice guy.

2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"

You are trying to help.

3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."

You don't wanna remember.

4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."

You sadly have to remember.

5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."

You will never forget what he had done.

The single best friend .
by Patpatcat :3 January 5, 2017
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jake singer

The most painful person to be around. He is often screaming racial slurs, whilst parading around in his typical WW2, Nazi German uniform, screeching out his misogynistic arguments whilst he is stepping on the children of the proletarian families
Fuck! I hate this kid Jake Singer.
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doing single

"Doing single" is a term most people with social media know. It means that you can post a picture saying, "I'm single, date me" on like snapchat or something, or if someone asks you if you are single, you can say yes. If you are currently talking to someone, but you aren't cuffed, the person you're talking to might get angry if you're still doing single.
Joe: damn sexy , you single?
Stephanie: yupp
(Stephanie is doing single.)
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easy-single

a type of cheese, cheese brand
It's like being compared to cheese and then being happy because you're an easy-single.
by oldsailor December 1, 2017
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facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.
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adam singer

Adam is an amazing guy that just happens to look like a pile of dirt on a golden platter. You can't get much better than his ratchet personality and horrific looks. But you keep telling yourself, he's not THAT bad.
by Prockg12 May 24, 2018
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Kraft singles American cheese

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
by Señorita.Estrellita August 28, 2018
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