Skeet Sheet 

A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting

This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet

Skeet Sheet by Buckarooman710 January 12, 2017

fitted sheet army 

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

fitted sheet army by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

Mexican shmeat meat by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

top sheeter

Somebody who looks only at the top sheet in a file and assumes what they are looking for isn't there.

He is such a top sheeter.

top sheeter by Kdupes May 24, 2017

pre-sheet 

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

pre-sheet by eemocham June 7, 2017

color sheet bombed 

when you fax someone a ton of colored sheets of paper to waste their color ink. This could be illegal. Present tense if color sheet bombing. Related to black sheet bombed.

"Hey man I just color sheet bombed my office yesterday, now they are super pissed and have to buy new ink cartridges."

color sheet bombed by cantchooseaname December 15, 2017

Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.

Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.

Fact Sheet by Entity 303 May 7, 2018