schlock

One who is very hairy and ape like.

One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.

Schlock scared the woman before molesting her.

by nwblmx May 15, 2003

Shocker

A name for a penis when being used sexually.

When she pulled down my boxers, out came my shocker.

by The Hangman July 7, 2009

the shocker

It's actually...

One for the stink, two for the pink, and one to pet the mink.

Kasha was looking good in the hall, so I pulled out the shocker squad badge, and went to work

by Dr. Billl November 6, 2006

Shocker Pick

Sporting the shocker sign + (Ambitious) Nose mining = Shocker Pick. The Shocker Pick is not as easy as the Birdie Pick to master but can be done right with a little practice. With either hand, make the shocker sign. Put your middle and pointer finger up your nose, one in each nostril. Then put your pinkie in your mouth. It's as easy as that. The Shocker Pick is also known as "2 in the boogs, 1 in the loogs".

Always wash your hands before Shocker Pickin'... It's common sense hygiene.

by pxmoshec April 26, 2006

Shock and Love

Shock and Love is that progressive political policy which seeks to use instances of crisis to further the betterment of mankind. It differs from the conservative policy of Shock and Awe which seeks to use the same instances to further empower the already powerful and to curtail the self evident liberties of the masses.

With the lives of three hundred million Americans at stake, the Obama administration, in a classic example of Shock and Love, was able to use the panic created by the flu pandemic to force Senate Republicans to do the right thing and confirm Kathleen Sibelius as Secretary of Health and Human Services.

by maximo hudson May 1, 2009

scrocks

The deodorizing man part hammock that allows uranus to be a safe sanctuary.

My balls are sweating like crazy, I'm glad I have my Scrocks on.

Do you know if they sell Scrocks at Sears?

by Your mom's favorite child May 27, 2010

da shocka

2 in the puss and 1 in the butt. however, this sign that is made with the hands has also become one of the gang signs for the BTC a small gang in Eugene, OR, the three fingers is a symbol for the gang as it works as the symbol for the letter 'E' for 'Eugene'. They flash this sign at passing cars and in videos and at parties to let the community know who runs the city.

The main difference between da shocka and the gang sign and a WC or EC sign, is the distance and formation between fingers. a normal shocka is index and middle are together, EC/WC is completely seperate, very spread. the BTC symbol has the index finger about an inch spread form the middle finger.

A: Dude, that guy just gave me da shocka when he drove by!
B: naw man, that was an 'E'.
A: Oh Shit! it's the BTC!
B: Let's get the fuck outa here!

by lzfreshtadeath May 11, 2008