Nasty Salad

When one is tossing a girl's salad and finds a hemorrhoid.

I thought I was going to have a good night, until I found her nasty salad.

by SRSTD April 22, 2009

Salad shaker

A person who shaking a salad to get it mixed and get all dressing spread mixed.

He is a good salad shaker, my salad was really well mixed

by Idontknowagoodname March 3, 2018

DJ Salad

A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.

Employee: Welcome to Arby’s. What can I get you?
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

happy salad

The moment at which drunken euphoria peaks and, unless properly managed, could lead to a blue screen collapse/failure -- typically occurs during the waning hours of a party or social situation.

Kristen is so happy salading right now, I just hope she doesn't blue screen before the night is over.

by tysone October 31, 2008

BS Salad

1. A skateboard trick in which a person grinds a rail with the back trucks in a slightly crooked fashion. (Backside salad grind)

2. When more than two people try to tell the same lie, in different places and time, thus butchering the original "B.S." into a "B.S. Salad"

1. Joe: Woah! Jake just landed a BS salad!


2. Girl: Where were you last night?
Guy: I was at Mike's house!
*Some time later*
Girl: Where was guy last night?
Mike: He was at Larry's house!
Girl: Funny, Guy said he was at YOUR house
Mike: Aaaauuughh! BS Salad!

by Mammoth Monk December 31, 2008

Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

BS Salad

term used to describe a situation that has occured that u didnt like.

An imperversion of what u currently choose

"Wow the teacher wouldnt even accept my homework!"
"Man thats just a BS salad shes given u!"
"I know what a fuackin cunt!"

by HUTMAN93 January 16, 2009