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Ranch

Either a place where Cows are raised either for meat or dairy, or whatever other fucking shit people come up with.
That kid lives on a ranch, must be a pretty interesting deal!
by Iloveslimjims November 7, 2022
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ranch kid

Someone who eats ranch with literally anything and everything. Typically eats pizza by folding it and then dipping it into a giant cup of ranch.
The ranch kid couldn't eat his pizza with 3 cups of ranch.
by Ranch Kid December 18, 2022
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Rachael

Dobby:you know whose lame?
Bob: Who?
Dobby: Rachael
by anonymous February 15, 2023
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Rachael

The most wonderful lovely funniest beautiful person in the world they have beautiful eyes you can get lost in the softest hair and smells so wonderful that you just want to dance in a flower field they care sooo much about you and always argue with about how they love you more even though you clearly love them more you always feel the need to tell them how much you love them and how cute they are they make your days so much better with there jokes hugs and kisses and u hate being away from them there an absolute blessing to have in your life and without them you’d probably be dead Rachael’s are people deserving of all the love you can give never treat a Rachael wrong (specifically my Rachael) or else I will find u and kill they are the best in everything they do and make the bestest girlfriends that u just want to cuddle with while it’s raining outside and fall asleep with them right by your side warm and cozy there angels they bring joy and sunshine
Whoa I can’t believe I’m dating a Rachael woww I’m so lucky I don’t know what I did to deserve her she’s a angel
by TopFloorBosses February 22, 2023
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Ranch Immersion

Immersing oneself in ranch at one's own pace
"I have to get into this bathtub and do ranch immersion."
by itchboy February 26, 2023
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Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023
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Ranch Style

A set of sex positions including Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, as well as the male versions of these like Cowboy and Reverse Cowboy. Gender-neutral.
That hot enby rode me Ranch style all night
by realjayjem April 23, 2023
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