by daytt May 20, 2018
Get the Mac N' Queefmug. When a guy farts into a girls vagina before licking her out and she queefs the fart back out and inside his mouth.
by mashonictimblr June 22, 2011
Get the Home-made queefmug. When a girl farts while she's on her period, and the ferocity of her fart makes her vagina vibrate in such a way that her period blood sprinkles the surrounding area.
Kasey: I have such a heavy flow right now and the WORST thing happened last night.
Melissa: oh nooooo, GIRLFRIEND, what happened?
Kasey: I accidentally Red Sea Queefed all over Chris's dick.
Melissa: oh nooooo, GIRLFRIEND, what happened?
Kasey: I accidentally Red Sea Queefed all over Chris's dick.
by The Red Sea Baron November 19, 2013
Get the Red Sea Queefmug. by gedkghngkjjnhgijh April 29, 2009
Get the tyrannosaurus queef monkeymug. This term comes from the highest echilon of Queef Sneefing.
When one reaches 'Chief Queef Latiff' status they become among the most honoured and respected of all Queef Sneeferists.
When one reaches 'Chief Queef Latiff' status they become among the most honoured and respected of all Queef Sneeferists.
"Wow Charles! I heard you got promoted to Chief Queef Latiff! You must be chuffed!"
"Dude. You just sneefed that queef quiche like a mutha-flippin' Chief Queef Latiff!"
"Dude. You just sneefed that queef quiche like a mutha-flippin' Chief Queef Latiff!"
by Jonesing4Queef September 29, 2009
Get the Chief Queef Latiffmug. A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.
The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.
Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.
There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.
Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.
There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
by Bonknob November 5, 2013
Get the Zimbabwean Bologna queefmug. Also known as a stalker, a queef-a-saurus rex is an ex-girlfriend who won't leave you alone even after you have clearly shown an extreme lack of interest. She is famous for farting out of her vagina which sound like the roar of a dangerous predator.
Oh my god that queef-a-saurus rex won't stop calling me! She used to force me to go down on her and one time she queefed so hard she parted my hair! I've lost my sense of sight and smell not to mention being scarred for life!
by Cosmic Monkey Testicle January 1, 2010
Get the queef-a-saurus rexmug.