twinkie patch

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.

Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.

by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014

dusty peach

When a women shaves her vagina, and the hair that grows the following night.

I would totally rub your dusty peach

by SirPfc May 18, 2014

Shame patch

A patch on the body (usually on thighs or between butt cheeks) that is used to store hidden items. These items are often tapped to the shame patch.

Person 1: Quick hide this, people are coming!
Person 2: Where should i hide it?
Person 1: Put it in your shame patch, quick!

by HocksRocks May 26, 2014

butt patch

Sticky surface. Used to keep the cheeks in place.

Daniel's cheeks were sore after he wore is butt patch

by ButtsRus March 29, 2015

road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.

My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.

by TJP64 May 17, 2016

flakey peach

A flakey peach is that lovely person who cancels plans every time and really you can't be mad bc they are lovely but also they are flakier than pillsbury's mama's pusspuss

She's a flakey peach and I haven't seen her in a month

by Animalnoisesmysistersgonewild March 12, 2017

baloney patch

The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.

Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.

Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!

by Monkeyluv22 April 24, 2018