husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.

I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.

by falcoiii July 5, 2016

Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.

Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL

by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017

Cotton picking minute

A very long minute

Give me a dern cotton picking minute before you start asking for more clothes!

by Jsutt August 21, 2017

dry picking

When someone is picking with/at you for no reason at all.

She is dry picking with me about why I was last to school; I can’t even drive.

by Kai Bee October 9, 2017

Backporch Pickin'

The act of scratching one's asshole.

I know we were in a meeting but I couldn't help but do some backporch pickin', I have poison ivy on my asshole!

by Turtlemotherbaby August 3, 2018

Dick Pickin’

When a guy plays a guitar with his erect penis. If he can rip a sick blues solo with this method, that’s how you know he’s a keeper.

“I’m the expert Of sweep picking.”

“Yeah, but have you heard of Dick Pickin’?”

“What’s that?”

“Watch and learn, rookie.”

by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019

Cookout parking lot

Where a Hoe got her back broke

Damn she really went to the Cookout parking lot.

by Romoboi November 21, 2019