open locks

To finally have an orgasm after waiting so long

Donna came by last night I got to finally open locks.

by Joey W June 25, 2019

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by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

open expression

when someone explicitly expresses their desire for sexual relations.

Linda: “I don’t know what else I can do! I’ve already used open expression and he STILL can’t take the hint!”

by purplepandas October 14, 2017

Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.

Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"

by Wolf13 October 24, 2014

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

when a specific blue robot does not know how to open a door

"okay my hand is on the handle what do I do now"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 10, 2025