top 30

1. someone who lives a secure boring life, shops for material goods, listens to pop music, reality shows and other such crap.
2. upper-middle class, judgemental, powerfull, well educated but no life experience.

'a good % of the population are top 30 or are becoming, with the crap on TV nowdays and the drive of consumerism'

by patchy36 April 23, 2005

Top Shelf

Expressing somthing as super awesome and or hot.
Somthing that is dank.

Wow dude that chick is "Top Shelf"
dude this dank is "Top Shelf"

by Jacob Soltero January 11, 2012

top kill

A method used by oil drillers to stop an oil well from leaking. Used in the 1979 Ixtoc oil spill and considered a failure.

Gee, it'd be great if we could use the top kill method to stop the 2010 Deepwater Horizon spill, but we already know it doesn't work.

by Cocomaan May 28, 2010

bomb top

1. a very good/amazing blow job

guy: i heard that girl gives bomb top. imma go talk to her.

by blah^3 May 4, 2008

top shelf

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

top dog

A stud male who uses his charm and good looks to dominate women. He usually has a harem of women.

Qwill is the top dog of the group. When he enters the room, all the women flock around him to be subdued.

by TiramiSue December 12, 2008

top shelf

when u take off the top part of a toilet and shit in there.

dude go top shelf that shit.

by lkldjjsk June 30, 2004