wet cornelieus

When a midget blow up doll slips his semi errect midget cock in your ear

Ohh shit!! I just got a really good wet cornelieus in the 7-eleven alley the other night.

by Griche$ January 15, 2018

Wet neck

When one coughs after using an ecig

Steph's got wet neck

by Jones lad December 2, 2022

Wet neek

Wet neek has a red mop as a head and has next level forehead

KSI is a wet neek

by Cruzsty toezs October 1, 2020

Wet paintjob

When a woman cums while receiving oral from a man, and the man's face is covered in her juices.

I ate her out so good, she gave me a wet paintjob

by Rock6d May 31, 2011

Wet mullet

While your getting sucked off by your partner and they are on their knees you pour a bottle of Georgia moonshine over their head. Taking two bbq stick lighters in each hand you light both sides of their head. After 2-4 seconds you pull out your member and piss the flames out saving the middle.

Damn did u see julies hair today, tom must have given her the wet mullet last night.

by Ezel1234 February 10, 2023

Wet Philly

Taking your index finger, sticking it up your ass, and then putting it in another person's ear.

It is similar to a wet willy, except with shit on your finger instead of saliva, which shares a similar color with the steak on Philly cheesesteaks (hence its name).

John- "I totally just gave Janet a wet philly!"
Billy- "No fucking way dude let's go!!! #ftb"

by Frocky September 15, 2015

Not-wet Person

Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.

Take that back you... not-wet person!

by JefficialBusiness June 19, 2018