A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.
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Get the ur mom mug.Trumpeter Mom - A mother (parent) of a small child who praises that child in an unnecessarily public way in a thinly veiled attempt to signal her own virtue as a mother. This is usually done in a loud or “trumpeted” voice especially in close quarters, like an elevator or waiting room.
While I rode the elevator to the top floor of the bank building, I could not help over hear the Trumpeter Mom as she told her five year old son: “Johnny, I am so proud of you for donating all your toys to the orphanage while you were visiting those Tibetan Monks while on your recess. You are far less selfish than your friends who simply play at recess.
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Get the Trumpeter Mom mug.The kind of taco made by white american moms, involving a hard corn shell, ground beef, and a packet of taco seasoning. Also sometimes known as "bar tacos".
Dude, I'm craving tacos, but like.... Mom tacos....
Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!
Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!
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Get the mom taco mug.When you're in a situation where you have to be away from your mother for an extended period of time and you really miss having your mom around you.
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