by Chocolate Gloves May 11, 2015
Get the Raw-Sausage mug.Much the way that Odin, in Norse mythology, is referred to as "the all father" and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, The All Sausage is the mightiest of Dongs. Warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. He who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.
Yeah Ray almost took that stripper home the other night but I slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. I showed her the goods and it was over. She couldn't resist the All Sausage.
by luciferous March 11, 2016
Get the the all sausage mug.Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.
by Coldiohead July 8, 2021
Get the Naughty sausage mug.Jimmy: So how was sex with Austin last night?
Maddison: It was pretty good, he had a Soggy Sausage at first, but he got it up.
Maddison: It was pretty good, he had a Soggy Sausage at first, but he got it up.
by TheCalico December 2, 2014
Get the Soggy Sausage mug.Amy: "Yo Tyler you wanna come over and drink beer?"
Tyler: "Nah I gotta go home and do my homework."
Amy: "Man he's a cold sausage."
Tyler: "Nah I gotta go home and do my homework."
Amy: "Man he's a cold sausage."
by Congregation September 27, 2017
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