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Weak Face

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.
The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.
by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018
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nutin but face

a girls who's face is hott and the rest is not
by cheap_trick_rick July 13, 2009
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face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)
Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!
by lil_circe May 5, 2008
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dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.
Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.
by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015
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Popsicle Face

1. The smile of a small child when they are given a popsicle for no reason.

2. Smiling because you know you're about to get into trouble.
Dan said I had a popsicle face when the copier sales girl was flirting with me.
by Bo Dizzle August 21, 2007
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Shuck-face

Term used in The Maze Runner series .Especially in Glade. It means fuck face
Look forward to it shuck-face!!
by Hey Tommy October 18, 2018
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face pet

Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.

Etymology:

The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.
by Razzmatazz101 March 1, 2012
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