Mercedonius

The intercalary month for wage

Juilis Caeser: Cras Kalendis Mercedonius, geremus.

by Aris777 July 20, 2025

Mercedes

A sweet, kind-hearted girl who’s tougher than she looks. She’s the type of person who’ll make you feel safe just by being around her. Loyal as hell, funny without even trying, and not afraid to say what she does or doesn’t like. She’s been through pain but still carries love in her heart. If you’ve got a Mercedes in your life, protect her, because she’s one of a kind. Shes a ray of sunshine. But, you get on her bad side, and you're in for it.

Friend: "I need you"
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.

by Queen of unicorns August 31, 2025

Merced

A crappy town full of inbred ignorant hicks delaying their inevitable end to their crappy unaccomplished lives.

Holy shit you live in Merced??

by MILFHUNTER6968 September 12, 2025

Merci

Merci is a sinister boss, and probably the flyest guy to ever touch com. He is the undisputed most harmful midgen OAT , having been Anzai, Court, Glorysec, and CVTS (lmao). He is Not Mercizone

Foid: Wow Merci is soo cool i wanna esex him
Merci: shut up jezebel

by Goat Of Anti Ext October 11, 2025

merc

the guy every Discord server calls the best staff they’ve ever had; reliable, fair, and always there when things go down

Thank god merc was online, the server would’ve exploded without him

by quantumercs October 16, 2025

Mercedes-moron

A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.

No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"

No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."

by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025

Merch

To merch something is to take it as your own, put your name on it, claim responsibility, or rep something. Like a street trademark. Making a claim or backing one.

“Thats his girl? Im gonna merch that”
“All this money? I merch that”
“What i merch, thats mine”
“On me, i merch that”
“Ive been with the same shit, same block i merch”

by TBlu November 7, 2025