Pure Midget

Not just a midget but the purest and smallest of midgets. The smallest peoples who are not actual dwarves.

Oi, your mate is a pure midget

by a fan of Harry Potter May 4, 2018

hooded midget

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.

I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.

by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018

Mean midget syndrome

Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.

The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

Margret Middy

The only margret hotter then margo robby but is a fat slut, but has a lovely clit

yo did you hear that Ben sucked on margret middy's fat clit and she fucked is boy pussy

by gozlema August 24, 2019

Uppity Midgets

Noun: When a group of midgets cannot reach an item they link together forming a 9 ft. tall mega midget. This event may also occur when attacked.

Harold: "Dude you won't believe what I saw at the grocery store yesterday."
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"

by Cuntismyword September 3, 2019

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019

P-Middy

nickname from newspersons for Pippa Middleton.

P-Middy is the sister of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and has written books on party planning.

by Coop Dupe December 26, 2019