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Martin Kellogg Middle School

A ghetto ass school In Newington CT that thinks they are rich but they are poor asf. They are filled with a bunch of ghetto white kids who think their the shit.
“ what school to you go to?”
“Martin Kellogg middle school
Damn you must me ghetto asf”
by Gmpsbsh January 15, 2022
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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
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Martin

A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.
My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin
by NotoriousVodkaDrinker69 February 14, 2020
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Sticky Martin

Leftover excrement or semen on the hands after tending to your lavatorial needs
Damn, there's some Sticky Martin left on my hands and I just started eating.
by FTWW October 6, 2023
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Ricky Martin

When something is so cletus you don’t know anymore
That’s so Ricky Martin
by Gav955 June 1, 2020
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joao martins

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock
by Le Joao February 19, 2024
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Samuel and Martin

Just 2 bros definitely not gay they are just frends and homies haha
Person1:Sam and Martin look so cute together as a couple

Person2:Samuel and Martin are just good frends
Person1:oh so they are not gay?
Person 2:no
by Joebidenhassexwith9yearolds November 21, 2021
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