verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.
I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.
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An extremely insecure little guy who screams instead of talking. He has a severe hatred of women and loves talking about killing them. Mark Bidets are also extremely racist, homophobic and transphobic. Mostly because of the insecurities. Bidet is a strange species, claiming to be an oppressed white male until called racist, then immediately screaming “OMG I’M CUBAN!” Will eventually self destruct.
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I just listened to this guy tell the classic "chicken crossing the road" joke. It took that guy like 15 minutes to tell the story, he totally knows how to mark it up!
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