male menstruation

the little known, oft denied, perfectly natural phenomenon whereby the male secretes menstrual fluid from his prostate

"oh great - that works out nicely. i can't have sex either - i'm on my period, on account of the perfectly natural phenomenon that is male menstruation" - mr. x

by mr. xoxoxo October 8, 2008

male polish

finger nail polish for men, usually of the metrosexual type who care about their looks. Typically matches in color with their manpris, manigans, man makeup, skin tone, and/or manktops.

person 1: i went to the drugstore today to buy some male polish, wanna try some?
person 2: sorry dude, thats not my thing. i'm not metrosexual like you.
person 1: oh yeah, sorry..... OH but i also bought some man makeup in your skin tone!
person 2: ...

by manbra!! December 18, 2007

Black Male Boy

A Male that is Black, and a Boy.

A Male Boy that is Commonly Discriminated Against

Black Male Boy: THIS GAME IS SO RACIST IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLACK ISN'T IT?

by Aleroa Alta October 16, 2022

Sigma male

Robin

Robin ist ein Sigma male

by BubTee August 15, 2021

Yogurt Male

Truly the highest peak of which man can ever obtain, to be a yogurt male is to be a child molester while eating yogurt.

He loves molesting children he must be a yogurt male!
(better than sigma)

by gwsefesdffsdfsdf October 16, 2023

Male Tears

When men, particularly MRAs whine over trivial things, we say this word. This term was used long before MRAs decided to add it to Urban Dictionary and change the definition. They changed it because they are easily offended by everything.

Sean: Scott was upset that Jenna only wanted to be friends. He ranted on Facebook about how he was a nice guy and that life's not fair. It was a pretty angry rant.

Casey: Well, rejection is a part of life. Some men act like they're entitled to women. Mmmmm, male tears.

by XiggyMoondust April 28, 2016

Maeve

Verb: when a girl exerts a huge amount of force onto an object, usually in sports;whether the object stays in play in irrelevant

Noun: an act committed when a girl exerts a huge amount of force on an object, usually in sports; whether the ball stays in is irrelevant

(volleyball)
Girl 1: *serves ball in line drive over net*
Girl 2: she totally maeved it!
Girl 3: I know! It was amazing!

(soccer)
Girl 1: * kicks ball from net toward the other end of field*
Crowd: * watches as ball flies over field and lands out of bounds near net on the other sign of field*
Announcer: What a Maeve!
Fans: whoohoo!

by Feisgirl900 November 4, 2011