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Long blinkcicidus

Long blinkcicidus is a mecical condition in which you blink for a longer duration then normal. Some tend to think that people with long blinkcicidus are sleeping when they are actually blinking. Because this condition makes your eyes take 4 hour hours to blink. The only known people in the World to have been infected with long blinkcicidus is Hunter Williams. So to any future girlfriends of his...no hes not sleeping hes blinking. Stop getting salty;)
That kid Hunter Williams from 5th period has long blinkcicidus
by Hunter_9119 May 24, 2020
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Long hauler

Sally knew Joe as a bit of a long hauler.
by Caasi Notwen September 25, 2020
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Long nuts

It is when your girlfriend sucks on your nits so much they turn purple and they reach maximum LENGTH
SHE SUCKED ON THEM SO I AHAVE LONG NUTS
by Niger ass hair December 29, 2020
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long beach island

while staying in long beach island stay out of the locals way or get cursed off, your choice. its the land of the bennys unfortuantly. its a place near manahawkin. and everyone in manahawkin connot stand them. they cause traffic back to where everyone lives. they crowd the walmarts and shoprites and pretty much everywhere else. GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM. if you dont want to go food shopping and take time out of your trip, instead of bringing your own foods, just go to that website and pick your own foods and we will get you any food you want, plus the way the owner of the website shops she gets everything that is cheap so YOU save money! best part of the deal, the owner will deliver the food at the destination your living at for the vacation and we put away the foods in the cabinets, fridge, and freezers. please go now, this website consists of the lbi, manahawkin, tuckerton area.
heyy lets go to long beach island for a week vacation.

yes good idea, but i dont want to sit in traffic just because we need food.

yea good point......heyy lets GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM and they will buy the food we want and we dont have to waste our time

ok lets go on now to pick our foods and by the time we get to the house were staying at the food will already be there and put away!
by kierstenlw July 5, 2009
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Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.
Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"
by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009
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long live ukraine

A mantra one recites when supporting the first frontier of the free world a blessing bestowed on a strong fighting people who show so much courage
Long live Ukraine was the shout of the people who believed in freedom of thought expression and liberty

The graffiti artist did a piece to support

The troops and people of Ukraine
by Da Bishop May 11, 2022
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Long Island

Long Island is a part of New York State where all people from Manhattan look down on and make fun of and hate with a passion.
They have no culture, fashion, nightlife, etc. There is nothing to do on Long Island but go to the mall, get drunk, play cards, gossip, and do drugs. Most people who are from Long Island think they are superior and regard Manhattan as a dump. Just shows how ignorant these people are.
On the weekends Long Islanders invade Manhattan to go to the clubs, restaurants, bars. Pretty funny since they say they hate Manhattan. They ruin any part of Manhattan they visit. Once Long Island people start hanging out at a popular Manhattan club, no one from manhattan attends anymore and the club closes done.
Long Islanders have no fashion sense or style. They wear clothes from Kmart and are stuck in 1996. They couldnt tell a Versace shirt from a Kmart brand shirt.
They also could never afford to live in Manhattan.
I feel bad for anyone who knows anyone from Long island, they are as*sholes.
"Chris is from Long Island, he plays poker at night, gets drunk and wears Kmart Clothes. He says people like me from manhattan have nothing since we have the most popular musuems in the country, have the best restaurants, and best nightlife. Chris is a typical ignorant Long Islander"
by Jenmaker December 28, 2005
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