eng-ger-land

What those stupid twats south of the border call their country. Some how the fags managed to get 3 syllables out of England, probably because they feel that it makes the shitehole sound more important. Usually chanted in a triad of stupidity.

Wank :"Eng-ger-land,Eng-ger-land,Eng-ger-land"

Good-Guy:"Scoatland aw the way ya bunch a fannies"

by Da Zeg March 3, 2005

land dolphin

Another word for a person with a voicebox.

I'm tired of listening to the fucking land dolphin cough. It sounds like a wolf-whistle.

by MoTussinMoTussin November 1, 2010

Land Down Under

1. Australia

2. Crotch or Genitalia

1. I come from a land down under.

2. Can I touch your land down under?

by FuckingFuckFuck August 19, 2017

fairy fuck land

The place that you reside in when you are living in a state of denial.

Mary thinks that she is all that. However, if she came back from fairy fuck land for a little while, she would realize that she is frumpy and out of fashion.

by Jennifer Chandler December 12, 2008

la la land

Enjoying a state of euphoria or nirvana. Also known as TGTN.

Thank God there's Nordstroms.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Land to Air Missile

When a man lies on his back and woman on top in reverse cowgirl. As he is coming, his rocks back into a bottoms up position shifting the women between his legs remaining insider her and then placing his feet on her ass cheeks and launching her into the TV that displays any news coverage of the war in Iraq.

Steve performed a land to air missile on Brittany when he launched her into the nightly news.

by flaming moe May 19, 2007

Standing Land Strip

While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.

Wow I just 'Standing Land Striped' Shannon last night

by Scott Thompson May 3, 2007