Jonah

Sits on the couch naked for a living

Man 1- Hey do you see that kid on the couch naked?
Man 2- oh that’s Jonah

by what the fish 811867871 December 2, 2021

Jonah

He is the coolest person in the friend group he is soooo tall and cool and also cool.the queen of England and Michelle Obama even fell in love with him just by looking at him he is also super good at darts.and is 100000x better than everyone in the Bailey gc

Jonah is soooo cool I wish I could be jonah

by anonymous December 5, 2021

jonas

jonas is a very wonderful friend, he is very funny and very nice

"Jonas is so funny! I love the joke he made last night!"

by ack quack December 6, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a Person who has hair that will probably remind you of medusa but dont look in his eyes unless you want to become stone!

YO WHATS UP JONAS!
Jonas: YO WHAT UP
YO hAVE YOU SEEN THE NE-
Why you stone?

by daisdowodaskpokdw December 10, 2021

Jonas

Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)

A: Who´s this?
B: Thats Jonas!
A: Ah yes the Hurensohn

by jonassucksdick December 16, 2021

Jonah2147

Jonah2147 defines a very swaggy person with much skill. If you call someone a Jonah2147 they are probably the most skilled person you will ever meet. But be aware. They might throw cheede at you.

Cheese
Ok

Jonah2147

by Jonah2147 December 19, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a handsome gentle young man who everyone knows and can talk to in class.
He is a funny guy and is easy to talk to because of his ability to listen really well.
He might be hard on himself but he's alone on that part.

I refuse to believe he's straight *-*

Yeah definitely gay…

He’s at least Bi…

Memes is his way of communicating

Known among the homies

sus *Among-us music starts playing*

Some guy: Hi there Jonas! How are you?
Jonas: I want to f you
Guy: What?

Jonas: No homo
...
*Starts making out*

by IDontKnowWhatToDoWithMyLife:( January 6, 2022