meet joe

a polite way of saying "jack off"

-did you meet joe yet?

-hey bro ill call you back in 5 minutes
- where you gonna go?
- to meet joe

- its been so long since i met joe.

by meetingjoe123 January 13, 2011

Green Joe

boner

man i was rollin into the gym and i was rockin a mad green joe

by greenjoe June 9, 2010

Piper Joe

To partake in smoking a cone/bowl through a bong/pipe/etc.

Ugh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?

by Yggdrasil April 8, 2008

piper joe

(Australian slang) used in reference to the act of or process of smoking a cone/bowl through a bong, pipe or other apparatus.

Erh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?

by Yggdrasil April 8, 2008

Sixpack Joe

Sarah Palin's example of 'Average Joe.' Nobody else in the world uses this phrase.

'Ask any hockey mom or Sixpack Joe about the economy...'

by omgomgomg12345 January 16, 2009

joe moron

A general term for a member of the public who is forgetful and stupid

Look at that joe moron who's left their phone on the bar!

by Panda man May 20, 2014

crackhead joe

crackhead john's older brother who is also addicted to crack-cocaine but yet is financially stable.

crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother

by bulletface March 29, 2015