It is when you jizz but it comes out lumps instead of a continuous flow. Once you know you have jelly bean jizz instead of normal jizz you can eat different foods to change the colour of your jizz so the lumps like colourful jell beans.
Person 1: Wow, look at these jelly beans, they're sooo tasty
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
Person 2: I wouldn't eat them, they're John's Jelly Bean Jizz
by Lonely Horny Water Bottle March 02, 2016
A woman that has a nice face but is over-weight and her jelly gets in the way of her looks, so much in fact that you want to hit her with a baseball bat
I saw her face on her default picture and thought she was hot. but when i met her at the restaurant, she was a Peanut Butter Jelly
by AJTanner Than Most White Boys April 28, 2011
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by dynamitebrianna October 06, 2009
the name peanut butter and jelly, from a secular standpoint, would make sense when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing. However, in a Jihad context, the FBI should learn what the term means.
by Sexydimma June 03, 2015