Jaeden

This bizarre creature hails from the magical island called the Phillipines and is extremely aggressive due to territorial habits. In its pastime, this bizarre creature likes to get on video games, such as "Fortnite," and "Call of Duty," and is extremely skilled in both of these games. Upon being told to "touch grass" due to his "sweatiness" in these games," Jaeden starts aggressively shaouting racial slurs at the top of his lungs. His diet is strictly pizza. Due to these habits, this bizarre creature cannot mate. However, it reproduces through a process called "gooning," a state of intense sexual pleasure.

Jaeden gets no game.

by JR King December 11, 2024

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by Idekz December 30, 2024

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Jayden Price

Jayden Price is one of the worst basketball players you will ever see. He also cant pull malia to save his life.

Jayden is lowk a chill guy tho

This guy is so Jayden Price

by Joek33m January 16, 2025

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A black nigger who goons to the popular video game character known as Sonic the Hedgehog. He also is obsesed with the well known show My Little Pony and constantly likes to stroke his little pony. His other interests include watermelon, chicken, cotton, basketball.

Interviewer: out of all sonic characters witch one would you fuck?
Jayden: Silver.
Interviewer: why silver?
Jayden: So that he could use his telekinesis to stroke my little pony and fuck me from behind at the same time.
Interview: Your such a Jayden.

by IMawordmaker20 January 22, 2025

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