Jade needs to get a life
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You felt Jadene's boobs? They looked pretty good, are they real?
Are they built for speed or comfort?
What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
You motorboating son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
Are they built for speed or comfort?
What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
You motorboating son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
by grumpdwarf June 8, 2010
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by flashbackmary July 18, 2018
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