When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.
Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.
by Randi Newton October 12, 2020
mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds
mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez
me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds
mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez
me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol
by mypussaytasteslikepepsicola July 15, 2021
A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.
by LikeXD31 March 12, 2021
An unofficial mantra that morally bankrupt or ethically challenged Trumpublicans and QAnonists should have taken heed of, but were too conceited and dumb to realize that those invisible deadly viruses and their variants were smarter than them.
That “Covid is not stupid” has yet to sink in among Trump’s patriots and diehard supporters is no surprise considering the relatively high rate of infection and of mortality in most red states—a positive correlation between stupidity and mortality is hard to discount.
by MathPlus January 18, 2022
When Argentina imposed the “millionaires’ tax” on its wealthiest citizens, which numbers around 12,000, to help pay for medical supplies and relief for businesses impacted by Covid-19.
Taxing the rich further, which the Opposition called “confiscatory” seems to be a first step for Argentinians to recover from Covid-🇦🇷, as the money raised from the “one-off” levy would also help the poor and fund scholarships.
by Covido January 30, 2021
On the Covid AKA on the Crown like... on the cuff but cooler and 2020.
On the Crown is like taking a bet with your life because you're a covidiot
then..... when the Crown collets, there is no funeral just disposal.
You sure got that "on the covid" how much did it cost you? bro damn!
On the Crown is like taking a bet with your life because you're a covidiot
then..... when the Crown collets, there is no funeral just disposal.
You sure got that "on the covid" how much did it cost you? bro damn!
by Jefe141 April 10, 2020
When the land of a thousand smiles of 70 million people that shares porous borders with four countries, with 4,000-plus corona cases and 60 deaths so far, is now seeing an outbreak among hundreds of its Myanmar migrants, who work at the Mahachai market—the heart of Thailand's multi-billion-dollar seafood industry.
Will Thailand’s attempts to revive its hard-hit tourism industry, by easing restrictions to allow more foreigners to visit the kingdom, be put on hold again due to the latest Covid-🇹🇭 crisis?
by Covido December 21, 2020