normal friend: ,,oh boi i love my gf, im so happy i'm in relationship with her"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"
by NothingSpecial420 February 12, 2020
by NuclearBeast September 1, 2021
Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021
by bluewrite September 17, 2023
When the baggage (i.e. commitment issues) from a previous relationship causes a person to break up with their new partner, and as a result, that new partner gains the baggage of the dumper, which causes problems in the new partners future relationships. Similar to an S.T.D., except mental rather than physical.
"Dexter, why don't you just date that cute girl from school that texts you all the time?" "I can't! Catherine gave me R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage), and ever since I have serious commitment issues."
by insomniacwithnightmares November 21, 2017
A relationship that moves to quick builds a fantastic relationship one a foundation that couldn’t hold it and it crumbles
All Grey’s relationships have this
by @!?&$ July 21, 2023
by ForgottenSquirrel November 23, 2017