dude 1: at the dinner table my gf said sucky sucky and shaggy in bed and my parents heard
Guy 2:what did they do then
Guy 1: they taught me how to use a condom
Guy 2:what did they do then
Guy 1: they taught me how to use a condom
by bumrapist6000 July 08, 2019
by NightBijon June 09, 2018
what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.
by me old fruity October 01, 2006
A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)
It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?
by Lee.w October 31, 2017
by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009
by DizzyLizzy March 26, 2007
A phrase that plays on the store name Bed Bath & Beyond - used when you are completely tired, over and most importantly, DONE with someone/something.
Person A: Guess what? I told person C that you like them by accident, I'm so sorry.
Person B: I am bed bath and beyond done with you right now.
Person B: I am bed bath and beyond done with you right now.
by BedBathAndBeyondDone September 14, 2013