happy birthday flamingo

It's probably June 11th huh?

Person 1: Happy birthday flamingo!
Albert Aretz: Thank You!

by lvlpyn June 11, 2021

Happy Clunker

The act of masturbating and taking a poop at the same time for that act of saving time or to give your self an after lunch break boost

I start my day with a Happy clunker. It saves me time and really boost my mood.

by Lost Losers podcast July 10, 2021

ha1ry.nutz

ha1ry.nutz is the hottest person on this planet and we should all worship them

I want to have sex with ha1ry.nutz

by Rin111 July 17, 2021

Hairy Phoenix

When a man with hairy balls and cock gets a second erection.

I thought a was done. But she turn me on so much, I rose again like a hairy Phoenix.

by Mothdust October 21, 2021

Hairy Monday

When your pubes start growing back from the Saturday night out shave.

"Oh girl, a Hairy Monday got stuck to my pad"

"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"

"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"

by MriarBatthews September 6, 2022

Happy Harold

Sexual act when your partner shoves their hand up your anus and wiggles their fingers like your a puppet until climax!

Babe! I need my asshole stretched. Can you give me a Happy Harold?

by A very Happy Harold February 4, 2023

happy breath

when something amazing happens, and you take a nice deep smiley breath in

i just had a happy breath

by glizzy7 August 23, 2023