pokey bum fun

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.

gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period

bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.

by Ryan J Gallagher December 16, 2008

Backdoor fun-baggin

The act of one or more nude men bending over while straight-legged, while another man kneals behind the man (or men) previously mentioned, and furiously fondles the first mans scrodum and penis while singing the blues.

Hey Uncle Randy!! Get your white ass over here were backdoor fun-baggin it!!

by the tip tickler November 12, 2012

Happy-Fun-Time

Another way to say 'sex' without your teacher knowing what you're talking about.

Hey Bob, did you hear that Stacy & Steve had happy-fun-time last night?

by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp December 20, 2014

two tons of fun

A large woman who knows how to please a man.

Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!

Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!

by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008

un-fun fascist

people who are not fun and hate everything fun

Andras Lenart is an un-fun fascist

by Alex Bohner June 12, 2007

Massachusetts Fun-Dip

The act of taking ones hand like a fun-dip stick and licking it then dipping it in a pet or loved ones ashes then fisting the ashes into your ass

“There goes Douglas. That boy always Massachusetts Fun-Dips there must be something wrong with him”

by Muppet-God October 30, 2017

Ton-o-Fun

A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.

You see that women over there, that is what you call a ton-o-fun.

by A-Man March 31, 2005