Definitions by A-Man

Ton-o-Fun 

A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.

You see that women over there, that is what you call a ton-o-fun.

Ton-o-Fun by A-Man March 31, 2005

jock

stupid athletes who happen to be assholes and go absolutely nowhere in life.

Whoa, it's a dumb jock(suprise!)

jock by A-Man October 19, 2003

Italian 

A really smart, good-looking Mediterranean person with kick-ass food, families, and values.

There are only two kinds of people, Italians and those who wish they were.

Italian by A-Man October 19, 2003