Bubble Fucked

When iMessiging and the counter party to the conversations bubble appears indicating they're typing something but nothing comes through. Typically a result of writing something that when reread sounds stupid so it's deleted and never gets sent.

"you totally bubble fucked me last night!" Saw you typing and waited for your text but got nothing!"

by Moto279 June 8, 2016

Snack fucked

When another member of your household eats all of the good shit in your house and leaves you with soggy bananas and plain oatmeal.

Kevin ate all of the double chocolate granola, rice cakes with truffle butter, and bagel bites. He totally snack fucked me.

by Nicki&jill September 24, 2016

Extreme Fuckedupedness

Reaching new, never before imagined levels of Fuckedupedness.

Roger's dick caught fire, causing a flash of extreme Fuckedupedness to descend upon him.

by Onyxbane November 12, 2016

Perma-Fucked

The state of being permanently altering your future or your body negatively, due to injury or a retarded decision.

I cut the nerves and tendons in my finger and now it's perma-fucked. I knocked a random girl up after a one night stand and now I'm Perma-fucked

by Bonnie's hubby May 4, 2017

Elbow fucked

When a dude is standing behind you while you're sitting and rubs his junk on your elbow.

I got elbow fucked while sitting at my desk and my coworker came up behind me and rubbed his junk on my elbow.

by php May 9, 2017

Monkey fucked

When you get screwed over

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!

by Heatoshun October 24, 2017

day fucked

Getting wasted during the day

I got so day fucked yesterday

by Just the Truth. February 16, 2018