frontal lobes

These can be referred as "head tits" but is more frequently used under this term. It describes somebody who has two irregular boob-like extrudes from their head.

"look at thomas smith, he he has frontal lobes!!!"

by Thomas Ford November 3, 2006

frontflip

having sex with 2 nannies in one day

Dude, I totally frontflipped these Gainers!

by arieslion August 29, 2010

Front Porch

Massive Cocaine habit

I once had a front porch.

by Gonzob December 5, 2003

butt in the front

When a chick who has a gut wears tight pants and you can tell where her ass ends and her stomach begins.

That fat bitch's got a butt in the front!

by BongWaterBob September 9, 2003

front

a word used to ask someone why they are being FUCKING RETARDED

excuse me sir, why must your front?

by RIP TOP TIMMY November 26, 2003

y-fronts

somthing that should never been worn by men under the age of 50

picture it a yong 20-somthing good looking man standing before u in nonting but green Y-FRONTS very disturbing innit?

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003

shut the front door

shut the front door does NOT mean shut the F up it means to shut somebody down in a sport or to stop somebody

the Miami Dolphins shut the front door on the Jets last night

by bighugebengalsfan October 10, 2009