swaggy faggy friday

for the girls and the gays. and the bi’s and theys.

damn shawty it’s swaggy faggy friday. let’s celebrate.

by bella🙆🏼 January 2, 2021

Smol Brain Friday

A day when you rest from school, and potentially become smooth-brained, also known as the day of idiots.

Person 1: Hey, what’s Obama’s last name?
Person 2: -_- How smooth brained can you get on Smol Brain Friday? Obama is the last name.

by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021

Fuck around friday

When you fuck around to much every Friday

Kyle: Bro did you hear it’s fuck around Friday!!
Chad: Yooo lets be dicks, and fuck around!!!!

by GudGamerBen6969 October 25, 2019

cop a feel friday

every friday it is totally acceptable to grab the tits of another male/female without any possible sexual assualts or uneasy feelings between each other. any other day the person may charge hate crimes and that person must pay the other a violation fee of no more than $10..

Captain Douche: i swear to god you touch my tits another time and its not "cop a feel friday" i will personally bend you over.

Geno: oh ok

by shootermkgav1n April 13, 2010

Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.

Friday Night Lights starts at sundown!

by Todd April 24, 2006

good friday speech

Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.

Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."

It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

Fuck You Friday

The day after "Throwback Thursday," in which you don't care about people's posts on social media because you are sick of seeing pictures of douchebags from years previous.

The end of the week, and you are already mentally checked out of anything remotely having to do with work.

"I am sick of this TBT shit. I am ready to post a Fuck You Friday status telling people where they can go."

"Amy wanted me file those reports. I did right in the garbage can because it is Fuck You Friday!"

by The DGNR8's Domain July 24, 2014