by Vincent J. Marchese May 03, 2006
When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.
gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
by Ryan J Gallagher December 05, 2008
Friday nights when the goal is to have as much fun as possible. The first fun thing that comes to mind you do.
by lookinforlove85 May 02, 2011
Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!
Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!
Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!
by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008
by Alex Bohner May 22, 2007
A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.
by A-Man April 01, 2005
The act of taking ones hand like a fun-dip stick and licking it then dipping it in a pet or loved ones ashes then fisting the ashes into your ass
by Muppet-God October 30, 2017