Californian Foot Turkey

The act of a woman laying between the legs of a squatting man and masturbating the penis with the foot whilst performing anal cunningulus.

Kye: Dude some asian hooker gave me a californian foot turkey last night, she also gave me genital warts.

by dardy_flying_wharrgarbl November 27, 2009

foot sausage

the large toe of a human foot

I stubbed my foot sausage!

by bryan [lovelife] May 22, 2007

Russian foot race

A foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder.

I was at a frat party but left when the Russian foot races started with the prospects.

by Hwombat33 January 8, 2017

ten foot looker

A person of opposite sex who looks good from ten feet or further, but when he/she gets within the ten feet you realize they are fugly

Man I saw this fine broad from far away but when I got closer it turned out she was a ten foot looker.

by Absamil May 12, 2008

That's not a boot on your foot

This means that something isn't someone else's problem.

Person 1: "Hey watcha doing there?"
Person 2: "That's not a boot on your foot. Now leave me alone."

by jimminycrickety January 5, 2013

Check the foot work

Something somebody says when they 'bout to fuck you up in a video game.

Person: whoa.
Me: Check the foot work!

by Icicle_DBR April 19, 2017

foot pussy jackhammer

Lay your girl on the end of the bed, tell her to bring her legs up and put her feet together in front of her vagina. Grab her thighs insert your penis through her feet and into the vagina and start pumping.

i gave your sister the foot pussy jackhammer last night.

by Tireshop69 September 15, 2017