squishy faced retard

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.

'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
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by iqbal February 21, 2007

Fucked in the face

To be on the recieving end of outrageously bad misfortune

I got fucked in the face by work when they sent me to the Siberia branch.

by Rally5 June 11, 2011

rat faced ass factory

someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.

1. You rat faced ass factory.

2. You're such a fucking rat faced ass factory. Eat a dick.

by Stacky August 27, 2003

i fucked my dog

When you fuck you dog in the ass

Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog

by Clioonline March 8, 2018

You Done Fucked Up

This phrase can be said by the other party when you mess/screw/fuck up very badly.
Based on a true story that happened to me:

*making out with girl at party*
Me: "you know you looking hella fine tonight Irina- OH SHIT I MEANT IRIS"
Iris: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
*girl exits room and leaves me alone in bed*

I literally got cockblocked by my shitty name memory

by spageeetti August 28, 2021

all fucked out

The point at which all of one's sexual energy is expended.

Slut: "I want some more."

Guy: "Sorry, slut, but I'm all fucked out."

by Don Bliss April 22, 2008

fucked

fucked is when after all that shit you put up with you still cant figure out what's going on.

"man, im fucked up..."

by Rahul_fucked May 23, 2006