eric

a pale kid who sits inside and plays fallout 3 all day. he has anger issues, and refers to everything as gay or amazing. Hates almost everything that most people like, sometimes known as adolf. he will do almost anything for peeps marshmellows. he hates obama, bodywash, and four stroke motorcycles most.

eric is such a douche, all he wants to do is play videogames.

by fagstickMcdouchebag July 6, 2009

Eric

man who is very egotistic, is in love with his dark brown fohawk, but is an amazing friend who gets side tracked a lot.
a person who is very special

omg did you see that eric
yea that shit was amazing

by giggles 529 August 3, 2011

Ericism

A phrase in which is so ludicrous and dumb it could have only come from Eric.

"So Obama won the Ohio prelim" "Oh I don't follow golf much"
There's an Ericism.

by Madeinthesheets August 17, 2011

Eric

1.excited running ice cream

2.a manwhore

person#1: look eric!

person#2: What?

Person#1: Excited running ice cream

example 2

person#1:Eric was makingout with these two girls but he still wants to date you.

person#2: I am not gonna date him. He is a manwhore.(:

by Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm April 18, 2010

Eric

a manly guy going through puberty who loves pink. he is also growing a mustache into a beard.

Look at the guy with a mustache! Oh, you mean Eric?

by yumyumcupcakess September 20, 2011

Eric Clapton

Guitar player who has gone from being called "God" by playing a bastardized form of the blues in garage bands (Yardbirds) and psychedelic hippie bands (Cream, Blues Breakers, Blind Faith, Derek and the Domino's), to a solo artist using the same ploy of playing the white man blues. Since his hey day in the mid 70s, he's cautiously made albums that cater to his fans, never venturing too far from his middle of the road style blues and mid tempo rock he started playing in the 70s. His fan base is primarily white guys who claim to like the blues, but only if played by 'guitar heroes' and would never venture to the south side of Chicago, or stray from Beale St in Memphis. They like their blues done beer commercial style.

Its questionable if any of his material from the last 25 years has any relevance musically, with the exception of "Tears In Heaven", a quiet, heartfelt song about the death of his toddler son. So called "die hard Clapton fans" hate this song of course, becuase it introduced Clapton to a middle of the road audience and was a big hit, oh, and because "it didn't rock, dude".

Frat boy in 1978, "Eric Clapton is the best blues player there is, man."

by Oh Welles September 7, 2006

ERIC

The hottest red head you could ever meet, yet the biggest dork every. Seems shy at first but late at night is a silly goose. He's really silly and really smart. Has the most perfect lips ever and is really tall. Flips his hair a lot and has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Not self-centered and very caring. The most perfect kind of guy you could ever meet in Michigan. Has really big hands and plays halo with his feet. Doesn't eat much and is super skinny. Yet he is the most perfect guy in the whole world.
I love you, Eric. xDDDD

"DAYUUUMMMM!!"
"What?"
"I just saw Eric."
"..damn.."

by asiancuteness March 19, 2009