I love Emily

I love Emily. She is that one chick who every guy wants to smash like the titanic her tits are fucking ginourmous and I can't stand it I cum so hard at the sight of her body.

Guy 1 : OMG I LOVE EMILY SO MUCH SHE MADE ME CUM ON IMPACT!!
Guy 2: Wow you are so lucky I would kill to have that satisfaction.

by iloveemilyofficial October 28, 2019

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Emily the Strange

a very unintelligent brand that all wearers pay a billion dollars for in the hopes that wearing it will make them appear oh so witty for wearing a shirt that say "i hate life. or Rules are meant to be broken". What they seem to fail to realize is that if you really were a rebel you wouldn't need to buy a shirt with a girl who never goes out and doesn't have a natural lip color and is a crazed cat woman in order to be one.

Person#1: Oh hello, look at me and my really tight too small Emily the Strange t-shirt that says "emily says:break the rules and make up your own" aren't i the toughest s*** ever?

Person#2: ok toughie, lets go rob a bank!

Person#1: Oh no, i am so sorry but my mom gave me a two o clock in the afternoon curfew. Latazz!

by Emily the Strangest August 16, 2006

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Emilee Kelly

The most beautiful girl will ever see, all the other girls are so jealous of her because she is perfect in every way. She has blue eyes and blonde hair, and basically every guy wants to date her. She has an amazing body, and She runs Cross Country and is a sick tennis player. Emilee often makes refrences to Mac Dre songs such as "not my job!" Usually Todd's normally fall for emilee's.

Todd: Dude emilee kelly makes me so happy, arent you jealous of me?
Chris: Yeah dude congrats, ive always liked emilee kelly, shes a real catch.

by chodobenko September 20, 2009

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