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high on drunk

What you ask someone after they have done something foolish, retarded, or just plain stupid.

The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.
Dude 1: Dude..... I just shot myself in the foot with a BB gun....
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?
by Forgot my Name again June 2, 2009
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Super Mario Drunk

When you black out while drinking in an unfamiliar place but then, as you sober up, your memory returns later in the night. Now you are somewhere unknown and its only a matter of time before you become too sleepy to find your way back. This is like in the old Mario games when he starts in the middle of a field, you have no idea why or how he got there, but there's a timer counting down before he is fucked. Mario must deal with the situation at hand, just like you.

Much more serious if you forget your phone.
Drew: Dude, where the hell did you go at the end of last night?

Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.
by Webstersnightmare September 2, 2009
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bathing suit drunk

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you wake up in the morning wearing your bathing suit without remembering how, when or why it happened.
John was so wasted last night. He woke up in the morning and realized he had been bathing suit drunk.
by jpizzlefoshizzlemahnizzle22 October 28, 2010
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Drinktionary

A Drinking Game invented in room 3072 of Algonquin College's Residence. Involves turning pictionary rules into drinking rules.
Drink when:
You Guess wrong
10 seconds pass with no guessing
When someone guesses correctly everyone except for that person drinks
If 2 minutes pass and no one has guessed the word, the artist must finish half a beer.
<((^^)>
person: emote? (wrong, drink)
person2: kirby? (Right, everyone else drinks)
person3: (after drinking) my turn to draw?
This is drinktionary.
by JerseySix November 1, 2009
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Jovi Drunk

Getting so drunk that you not only screw your chances of making out with a good looking female, but you also ruin any chances of a repeat make out sessions in the future and ultimately look like an ass to all your buddies and the rest of the people you are around.

Generally speaking when you get Jovi drunk you will end the nights make out session by stumbling and falling under a pool table, trying to fight the girl or do something that insures you will not be getting any action that night.
Did you see that guy last night? He was so Jovi drunk he fell going down the stairs and took that hot girl with him.

Jeff was so Jovi drunk last night he yelled at that girl for a half hour just because she wouldn't get him a beer.

Matt was making out with that gorgeous girl and then he got so Jovi drunk and fucked up any chance in hell he had.
by hellenkellar November 1, 2010
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fucking drunk bitch

1. Hot girl that is always drinking and having a good time. Sometimes can come off rude or careless.
" Hey man your girlfriends a fucking drunk bitch"
or
" Look at that fucking drunk bitch"
by Fuckingdrunkbitch November 6, 2006
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Drunk

Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.
Caused or influenced by intoxication.
That nigga is actin wack, yo he done had one to many king cobra 40's yeah that niggas drunk.
by Supra March 18, 2003
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