TSA Drunk

Being drunk to the point that you get overly touchy feely with your friends, co-workers, and/or random strangers.
Based on the Transportation Security Administration new pat-down procedures

Dan: Ut ohhhh...Chad's grabbing the bouncers ass, again!
AJ: Is he that hammered already?!?
Ryan: Nah he's beyond hammered he's TSA Drunk

by DBGTrainer1 January 21, 2011

Brow Drunk

Brow Drunk is derived from the phrase "eyebrow drunk." This phrase refers to the act of getting drunk through your eyebrows after two doctors come into your apartment to stitch up your split open eyebrow and they run out of alcohol wipes. The doctors then have to use vodka soaked gauze to cover to wound and put a band-aid over it. Thus, the patient is now eyebrow drunk because they have ingested vodka through their eyebrow wound.

The phrase Brow Drunk refers to the act of getting drunk through your eyebrows after two doctors come into your apartment to stitch up your split open eyebrow and they run out of alcohol wipes. The doctors then have to use vodka soaked gauze to cover to wound and put a band-aid over it.

by Hungryandatthegym January 24, 2014

Book Drunk

Book drunk- adjective, describes studying for so long that you are slightly out of your mind and a little crazy, almost like being under the influence of alcohol, but only having soda and coffee that day like a white girl college freshman.

Jade is currently book drunk from studying for anatomy for 6 hours, which is why she created this stupid word and posted it on the internet.

by Cookie Monster September 9, 2014

Critical Drunk

The point of being on a perfect and enjoyable buzz or high, when you are right between being tipsy and wasted, and reach the night's peak. Usually quickly replaced after drinking more.

When I first got to the club, I was at Critical Drunk and was getting into a hottie, but then I drank some more, muttered incoherently and vomited all over the club floor.

by yobrova October 9, 2009

rob ford drunk

The act of getting intoxicated to the point of severe belligerence that you make terrible decisions i.e. Smoking crack cocaine

Stefan : I'm gonna go out and get rob ford drunk tonight

by Donkeypunch122 November 9, 2013

I'll have you know that I was drunk

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.

I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.

by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006

Rhino-drunk

The state of being so drunk that one might very well begin crawling on the floor. Equally, if whilst crawling on the floor, it were suggested that you ought to play with a plastic rhinoceros, you wouldn't be opposed to it. Comparable to crunk, but referring to someone who is intoxicated to a greater extent.

Person: Hey man, I heard you started doing "crazy shit" last night, how drunk were you?

Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.

by HMS Secretive February 27, 2009